Want to Hear a Joke?

Today is Tell a Joke Day! To celebrate, I asked the attendees of my card class to share a bad and clean joke to share.  So here are two jokes someone shared with me. Joke # 1: What did the monster say after he ate the diesel engine? I could have had a V-8. Joke # 2: Would you like a honeymoon salad? What’s a honeymoon salad? Lettuce …