Today is Tell a Joke Day!
To celebrate, I asked the attendees of my card class to share a bad and clean joke to share. So here are two jokes someone shared with me.
Joke # 1:
What did the monster say after he ate the diesel engine?
I could have had a V-8.
Joke # 2:
Would you like a honeymoon salad?
What’s a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone.
These are bad – don’t you agree? Take time to laugh – it’s good medicine!
What is your best bad joke? Leave a joke in the comments section.